Iftar Meal

Ramadan Rush

Can you say "Fromage"? (épisode deux)

Dear Miss Grace,

YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I FOUND LAST NIGHT!!!

YOU'LL NEVER GUESS...

I FOUND MY FRICKIN CAMERA!!!!

THE ONE I PACKED EVER-SO-CAREFULLY!!!!!!

It wasn't in a pair of socks. It was in a brand new package of 400-thread count pillowcases I got from the Jock Pen-A outlet that I was not gonna leave for Mr Brilliant because he wouldn't know a good sheet if he slept on it.

I distinctly remember putting the camera in a pair of rolled up socks.... I guess at some point I rethought and decided the pillow cases would be better. Oh wow.

Now I can recharge the battery and review my year in Georgia...

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Ew!

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Maybe the camera shoulda stayed misplaced....

Luv, Saladsnail

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Dear Saladsnail:

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!! NO WAY!! SHUT UP!!!

AND WHAT'S EVEN MORE SHOCKING IS ~~~

I've been looking for my mailbox key for at least a month, and I finally found it in the Limo yesterday. So this morning, I took an empty copier paper box to the mailbox to pickup my mail. I had 12 weekly adds, 2 AAFES flyers (one for you, one for me), 9 magazines, several TriCare notices, a box of vitamins, a box of diabetes bars, a box of something I bought on eBay, and a beat-up box with bunches of APO Kuwait postal stamps with your camera in it.

It is still pink, it is still ugly.

Luv, Grace

Stomach Calendar

Weekend Chores

Be forewarned: Boring entry, but at least I didn't spend all day sitting on my butt.

Furniture in the Bev Hills flat is functional but craptacular. Draw pulls are designed for aesthetics and break with minor use. The concept is fill the drawers and forget ever using the contents.

One trip stateside + one visit to Home Depot = 13 new drawer pulls.

Before & After:

Before & After:

And the bits n pieces left over? Suitable for oh-so-fashionable doorknocker earrings!!

Whipped

LittleBit is pure EVIL. Oh, she appears innocent enough, but looks are deceiving ... and she's been working her wicked wiles on poor dumb Chunkers. That cutsie, feminine, purring façade hides the darkest of souls. Her evilness must be revealed! .... so I took her in for a full body shave.... and now the horror that is her true self is exposed!

:p

Ramadan Shopping Spree

Ramadan Prep